puckermanfabray:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

flatbear:

Because of reasons.

Zombie apocalypse coming soon

agentdarcy:

iamkidloki:

askrebeccaashley:

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

SHIT NO NO I AM NOT READY FOR THIS YET :|

~Snicker~ We really stopped caring about our security, didn’t we?

….. daddy… daddy… you said zombies will not attack!!!!!

ooc: I guess I shouldnt mention that I’m in Florida and all week I’ve had the weirdest sickness. I’ve been having a very strange headache all day. Photosensitivity. Blood in my throat. v-v Stomach pain. I’M NEXT.